thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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vvankinq:
“ Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
”

nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

(via zoekend)

taggedrne:
“ they grow up so fast :’)
”
christianmingle:
“ Fortune cookie callin me gay
”
haemus:
“ It me
”
Anonymous: Dick sucking tips?

bootyschool-deactivated20160401:

put the dick down and pick up your bible god bless.

  • me: wow ur so hard
  • him: that me shell
  • pudingu:

    It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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    semi-attractive:

    when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understand

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